February 2012
allthewordscomeoutmybrokenjaw asked: In general, I think there is a difference between what's best for a person and what makes them happy, and no I'm not new to the fandom, but I do not know Lindsey. I haven't ever talked to her and I don't know anybody who has. And I respect Joel a lot. So I want him to BE happy or be with someone who makes him happy or do something that makes him happy no matter what it is. I...
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A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates: ....
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
how can pizza go from being a frozen circle of dough and cheese to a fucking rave inside my mouth literally where are my glowsticks this shit is getting c ru nk
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I really do imagine you all as the people in your icons. You can’t even understand.
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Me in 70 years: They'll be back. Just you wait and see.
Great grandchild: You've been saying that for a long time. You still believe Fall Out Boy's coming back?
Me: Yes.
Great grandchild: After all this time?
Me: Always.
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
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BlahJoelandLindsey
allthewordscomeoutmybrokenjaw:
Blahokayyyy…. Guise I get it. I was just surprised to hear it. I’m happy if he’s happy I know I don’t know her like that and yeah she could be sweet I was just surprised. People do things in the heat of the moment and I’d rather have a Happy Joel.
Remember what I said…I don’t want to cap your emotions or opinions but I do want you to want what is best...
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thenextdragonborn:
on-a-whimm:
thenextdragonborn replied to your post: And today will be known as the day where I…
what fanfic
http://themilkfic.tumblr.com/
Grossest thing I’ve ever read in my life. Seriously, don’t click that link :x
I still feel sick.
Ah yes the milk fic
I’ve read it
Jesus.
There’s the same fic but with Ian and Anthony from Smosh. They replaced the names.
well...
elasticitymudflap:
sen-sei:
i like how fanfiction.net says “unleash your imagination”
more like unleash the gay porn
that is my imagination.
I never go on ff.net for anything but gay porn. ever. unless it’s chelley. or ChellDOS.
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MY LIFE IN A TUMBLR POST
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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desumau5:
chip-skylarkk started following you
myh shiny teeth that TWINKLE NJUST LKIKE THE STARS IN SPACWE MY SHINY TEEHT THAT SPARKILE ADD BEIAUROITY TO MY FAAACE
The thing that upsets me the most is Sherlock's...
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hey edm followers search for "xavier de rosnay...
professor-meowingtons:
get-overhere:
go on
do it
best
ever
omg that’s amazing
